Resident Evil: Retribution Movie Review

Releases: 13th September 2012
Rating: R16 – Contains Horror scenes & violence
Duration: 95 minutes 
Genre:  Horror
Starring: Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory and Michelle Rodriguez
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson (The Three Musketeers, DeathRace, AVP)
Reviewer: Jon E Clist 
The Premise>> The Umbrella Corporation’s deadly T-virus continues to ravage the Earth, transforming the global population into legions of the flesh eating Undead. The human race’s last and only hope, Alice, awakens in the heart of Umbrella’s most clandestine operations facility and unveils more of her mysterious past as she delves further into the complex.
The Review>> Come on people, you know the score. Resident Evil is all about the effects, fight sequences and horror scenes. So it coems as no surprise when it has been interspersed with some seriously bad acting from the secondary cast. Sure Milla is fine and even the little deaf girl in the film is okay. However some of the guys in the film are super cheesy bad. You know that whole thing from the TV show Friends? Joey Tribiani’s “Smell the Fart” Acting styes? Well you have to think that one of the actors or crew had seriously been downing the beans, cause it’s overflowing with bad poses to camera. So let’s just get that out of the way and focus on what this film is all about and not what it could have been.
It is an action-SciFi-Horror film. As with the previous Resident Evil films, it is visually stunning to watch with heaps of special effects, explosions and icky genetically warped creatures trying to kill and eat our heroines. In that way that will extremely annoy cinema critics everywhere, the film makers utilise the 3D format in the way you would expect. Lots of things flying at your face, heaps of creatures jumping out at you, in fact it is what you generally want from a 3D film. The Horror genre suits the 3D format very well and of course the horror genre is not really aimed at the lovers of arthouse cinema, who often dislike the cliche use of this type of technology.
So that’s about all I really want to say about the whole thing… You get what you expect with this one. The fight scenes are awesome!
The Verdict>> A good solid SciFi end of the world Horror type film with great effects and action but little storyline and acting skills but that’s okay.
Some extra bits to know about the film and to look out for>> The first movie of the series not to feature undead dogs.
The role of Becky was not considered to be hearing-impaired, but after an outstanding audition, the role was later given to Aryana Engineer.




Margin Call DVD Review

Releases: September 2012
Rating: M – Contains offensive language
Duration: 105 minutes  

Genre:  Drama
Starring: Zachary Quinto, Stanley Tucci and Kevin Spacey
Director: J.C. Chandor (Debut Feature Film)

Reviewer: Jon E Clist 
The Premise>> A respected financial company is downsizing and one of the victims is the risk management division head, who was working on a major analysis just when he was let go. His protégé completes the study late into the night and then frantically calls his colleagues in about the company’s financial disaster he has discovered. What follows is a long night of panicked double checking and double dealing as the senior management prepare to do whatever it takes to mitigate the debacle to come even as the handful of conscientious comrades find themselves dragged along into the unethical abyss.
The Review>> Over the past decade we have seen financial institutions take crazy risks with their assets and our money, only to be bailed out with even more of our money in the form of government aid. I am sure that we have all sat in our lounges wanting to scream at the television in response to this lunacy. Margin Call is one of those fictional stories that seem to be based more on reality than fiction. Of course the believability of this film probably comes from a blend of the well written script and the awesome and deep ensemble cast. The cast is full to overflowing with great actors. Actors who have been affecting us with their wonderful performances for many years. Kevin Spacey alone has had an illustrious cinematic career and shows no sign of stopping or disappointing us anytime soon. Here is compelling as a man caught in the middle of the tough and somewhat unethical decisions made by upper management and the resulting chaos that ensues.
The drama and intensity draws you into the plot quickly and as the thrill factor keeps its foot on the gas, you find no refuge from the story. It is great to see Quinto play a relatively normal role. (Ie not a mutant serial killer or Vulcan science officer) He does a great job of playing a financial analyst, whose curiosity helps to bring forth the uncovered complications that lead to a potential financial meltdown. Of course floating above him is the ever gorgeous Demi Moore, who really does have little trouble playing overly cold and bitter hard-nosed management types, who will do anything to preserve themselves.
The Verdict>> A brilliant piece of semi historical drama that gives some interesting insight into what might have gone on behind the recent credit crunch.
Some extra bits to know about the film and to look out for>> J.C. Chandor said that he wrote the script for the story he had been carrying around in his head for about a ‘year-and-a-half’ in just four days, filling time between job interviews in Boulder, Colorado.
The CEO’s name, John Tuld, rhymes with the name of the ex-CEO of the now-defunct investment bank Lehman Brothers, Richard S. Fuld. Lehman Brothers, like the firm in this film, found themselves catastrophically over-leveraged in mortgage-backed-securities in the financial crisis of 2008. They eventually declared bankruptcy, and Richard Fuld was heavily criticized for his involvement in these events.


Shihad Beautiful Machine DVD Review

Releases: September 2012
Rating: M – Contains Offensive language, sexual references & drug references

Duration: 103 minutes 

Genre:  Rock-umentary

Starring: Jon Toogood, Tom Larkin, Phil Knight  and Karl Kippenberger
Director: Sam Peacocke (Manurewa)
Reviewer: Jon E Clist 
The Premise>> For over two decades, Shihad has defined New Zealand rock music. From their roots in Wellington’s furious ‘90s punk metal scene to the wild Berlin days, the tragic overdose of their manager, the international explosion of The General Electric and the infamous American name-change. Shihad: Beautiful Machine asks, “What went wrong?”
The Review>> They are one of those bands that rode a massive wave of potential international success, but instead of making it to the shore, they seemed to got dragged in by the undertow within sight of the beach. After the huge success of The General Electric, the band moved from being loved by a smaller but fanatical fan base, to being enjoyed by many. With big catchy riffs shaped by crunchy Guitar driven soundscapes, it was all coming up roses. Or so we all thought.
Behind the beautiful facade lay emotional struggles, breakdowns and in fighting that really came close to destroying this metal brotherhood. It was a wellington Rock version of the Game Of Thrones, played out on stages, pubs and recording studios.
This locally produced documentary provides a great insight into the world of one bands creative struggle that lead to death, pain and yet great art along the way. Utilizing historical footage, media coverage and recently filmed conversations, Beautiful Machine emotionally dissects the historical events in a widely accessible manner that draws you deep into their plight and near destruction.
There is a moment in the film where we see the shihad world comes crashing down due to the missjudged joke told from the stage by one band member. It is crazy to see how much havoc this one publicly told 5 second joke had on their music career. But you will need to see the film to find out just what the joke was and how it fit into their history.
The Verdict>> A well executed telling of the tale of one of New Zealand’s best loved Rock bands of all-time.


Titanic 3D DVD Review

Releases: September 2012
Rating: M – Contains low level offensive language

Duration: 195 minutes 

Genre:  Drama

Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet and Billy Zane
Director: James Cameron (Avatar, Titanic)
Reviewer: Jon E Clist   
The Premise>> 84 years later, a 100-year-old woman named Rose DeWitt Bukater tells the story to her granddaughter Lizzy Calvert, Brock Lovett, Lewis Bodine, Bobby Buell and Anatoly Mikailavich on the Keldysh about her life set in April 10th 1912, on a ship called Titanic when young Rose boards the departing ship with the upper-class passengers and her mother, Ruth DeWitt Bukater, and her fiancé, Caledon Hockley. Meanwhile, a drifter and artist named Jack Dawson and his best friend Fabrizio De Rossi win third-class tickets to the ship in a game. And she explains the whole story from departure until the death of Titanic on its first and last voyage April 15th, 1912 at 2:20 in the morning.
The Review>> For the most part, there won’t be many people in the western world who have not watched Titanic. Of course most might not have seen it on the big Screen in the cinema, but with dvds easily available, you get the picture. Of course what amazed me was the number of times a lot of people my age went and saw this film at the movies when it came out originally in the 90’s. I know of people that paid to see the film in the cinema over five times and in some cases over ten times. At the NZ premiere of this new 3D release of Titanic there was a woman who claimed to have watched it over 150 times. Do the maths on that, at over three hours per screening that means that this woman has spent over 60 8hour work days watching just one film, over and over.
So how does it stack up in 3D? Well let of start by saying that I took my eleven year old daughter to see this film and was expecting her to get restless and maybe even myself too. I haven’t watched this film since it’s original cinematic release. I had truly forgotten how well paced the film is. I found myself completely drawn into the story again and my daughter, well she was captivated and loved it. Even though I knew what was going to happen, I still found myself enjoying the story as it unfolded. The characters are so well portrayed that you can’t help but to love or hate them. Billy Zane plays the bastard so very believably that you wonder if he might be a it of a dick in real life. He has made a it of a career of playing that sort of personality and even when he has tried to play the good guy in films like the Phantom, he has still come across as an unlike able character. Whereas there is the other extreme with Rose and Jack, the underdogs whom you can’t help but root for.
This really is one of those tales that lasts the test of time very well. I am excited that not only do the diehard Titanic fans get to relive this story in a cinema, but also that a whole new generation can experience the movie that was the first to break a billion at the box office and is destined to become one of only two films to break two billion at the box office. Both of which will be James cameron films. I like to think that the reason Cameron has released this film again in the cinemas was to be able to afford to buy land in New Zealand. Having generated over four billion dollars at the box office is still not enough to buy a decent house in this home to overly inflated real estate prices.
The Verdict>> Stands the test of time brilliantly and the 3D is tasteful.
Some extra bits to know about the film and to look out for>> The studios wanted Matthew McConaughey, but James Cameron insisted on Leonardo DiCaprio.
Before announcing development of this film, director James Cameron shot footage of icebergs off the coast of Nova Scotia under the pretense of making a film titled “Planet Ice”.
When James Cameron decided to include real footage of the Titanic’s remains on the seabed, he did not want to simply shoot from inside a submersible as had been done for the IMAX documentary Titanica. To allow filming from outside the sub, Cameron’s brother Mike Cameron and Panavision developed a deep-sea camera system capable of withstanding the 400 atmospheres of pressure at that depth.
The deep-sea camera held only 12 minutes’ worth of film, but each dive took many hours. To make the best use of his resources, James Cameron had a 1/33 scale model of the wreck constructed and used it to rehearse each dive. The Russian sub operators would walk around the model ship holding model subs in their hands as Cameron explained the shots he wanted.
12 dives were necessary. On the last two dives, shots were taken by sending a remotely operated vehicle into the wreck; James Cameron had intended using this device only as a prop.
For some wreck interior shots, a set was constructed and submerged.
James Cameron went on the dives to the real Titanic himself, and found it an overwhelming emotional experience to actually see it. He ended up spending more time with the ship than its living passengers did.
Most of the decor on the ship was either reconstructed by or under the supervision of researchers of the White Star Line, the original company which constructed and furnished the Titanic.
When Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) is preparing to draw Rose (Kate Winslet), he tells her to “Lie on that bed, uh I mean couch.” The line was scripted “Lie on that couch”, but DiCaprio made an honest mistake and James Cameron liked it so much he kept it in.
James Cameron was adamant about not including any song in the film, even over the closing credits. Composer James Horner secretly arranged with lyricist Will Jennings and singer Céline Dion to write “My Heart Will Go On” and record a demo tape which he then presented to Cameron, who responded very favorably and included the song over the closing credits. The song went on to win the Academy Award for Best Original Song.


First Night DVD Review

Releases: September 2012
Rating: M – Contains sex scenes, offensive language & nudity,

Duration: 116 minutes 

Genre:  Drama

Starring: Richard E Grant, Peter Basham, Sarah Brightman and Edyta Budnik
Directors: Christopher Menaul (Combat Hospital)
Reviewer: Jodie Clist 
The Premise>> Adam (Grant) is a rich industrialist and frustrated opera singer, who aspires to a more cultured world. Spurred on by playful jibes that he is little more than a city suit living the capitalist’s dream, this frustrated amateur opera singer decides to throw an opera in his lavish country retreat. Once his friends see him belting out the notes, he feels sure it will spell the end to their shallow taunts. In fact, it might even help him win the hand of a female conductor (Brightman) he has been pursuing whom – it just so happens – is the first to be recruited for his showpiece. For the rest of the cast and the production Adam brings in the experts and enlists the aid of a troupe of sexy young singers with enough collective sexual tension to light up the stage. His choice of opera? Mozart’s Cosi Fan Tutte, the master composer’s fabled romp through the bittersweet territory of sexual infidelity.
The Review>> Richard E Grant, Sarah Brightman…not really two actors I get excited about seeing on the big screen.  However, as I sat through the first 10-15 minutes thinking, oh boy, there really is a LOT of opera singing in this film, it wasn’t too long before the quirky humour, unusual characters and the sexual tension between the ‘sexy young opera singers’ had hooked me in enough to at least see it through to the end.
Despite the ‘silly-ness’ of this rom-com, as life begins to imitate art, there’s definitely some scenes that just ‘come out of left field’ and leave you struck with equal parts of disbelief and mirth as the story meanders along on its merry and silly little way.
Grant even has a pretty good voice!
The Verdict>> Firstly!  This is NOT a musical!  So don’t let the ‘opera’ scare you off!  However, if you’re not a fan of opera I would suggest you steer well clear. But if you’re after a bit of decadent, romantic silly-ness, a romp or two in the woods, overlaid with some actually quite fabulous singing…this eccentric little film is just the ticket. 
Some extra bits to know about the film and to look out for>> The film features music from Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and his famous opera ‘Cosi Fan Tutte’, also known as ‘School For Lovers’.